Or maybe your buddy Dildoza smeared it on his face and ran away just before you turned around, act surprised and shout "look hes got jam in his face! He had to have eaten it!".
Yes. He also got a time machine and a memory eraser.
The only thing this is attempting to protect is Laudas prolapsed ass.
Protect from what? Lauda is not even in DT anymore. You are in DT and you're including shitheads like hacker1001101001 in your trust list so if anybody benefits from this information that'd be you.
From criticism. Any time anyone criticizes the clown lord, the same group of Bozos always mobilize to attack the one making the criticism. It happens over and over and over again. This is designed to send a message that anyone openly critical of them will pay a price, and silence that criticism. They aren't on DT anymore? I wonder why that is? Could it be because of this exact behavior pattern I just outlined? How the fuck does what happens to hacker1001101001 effect me whatsoever? I am just fed up with you chumps and your little trust abuse cartel.
OK, then why else would you include him? If there was another reason seems like you would have taken the opportunity to mention it right now instead of just crying at me. Seems like this is the primary explanation:
anyone the resident clowns exclude I immediately find interest in.
which was coincidentally written
the same week you included hacker.
Because I decided to Nutilduuuuh. Why did you try to sell your account? Oh right, only I owe you answers to you, because you are part of The Grand Clown Inquisition Council, but that doesn't work the other way now does it? Fuck you and your demands. I don't owe you shit. Yes, string together some more assumptions Ms. Cleo. Keep trying until something sticks.