OK, then why else would you include him? If there was another reason seems like you would have taken the opportunity to mention it right now instead of just crying at me. Seems like this is the primary explanation:
anyone the resident clowns exclude I immediately find interest in.
which was coincidentally written
the same week you included hacker.
Because I decided to Nutilduuuuh. Why did you try to sell your account? Oh right, only I owe you answers to you, because you are part of The Grand Clown Inquisition Council, but that doesn't work the other way now does it? Fuck you and your demands. I don't owe you shit. Yes, string together some more assumptions Ms. Cleo. Keep trying until something sticks.
The thing has already stuck. It is the Occam's Razor of what happened. You had plenty of chances to refute said thing, but you instead chose to verbally assault me, which makes it appear all the more so that said thing was correct.