I watch a decent chunk of most of the briefings though, and when Trump is off script or taking questions, it's just a shit show.
I was watching with my mom the other day, and she would roll over in a fit of laughter ever time he said "ChHinA."
I prefer the method of diluting blood with a sufficient amount of alcohol (60% is it?). Someone should slip this idea to Trump, maybe he'll make booze free in the next trillion dollar stimulus bill.
Stills are the new ventilators!