Those were your own words sparky. It's not really my fault that you're trying so hard to make shit up that you inevitably go overboard. Fortunately you have no capacity to step back and admit that you've been wrong so it's always fun to watch you make more shit up to cover up the shit made up previously.

So to recap: nutildah is excusing grave crimes (or at least two of three grave crimes if we buy your latest excuse) that no one else really gives a fuck about, including yourself. Since when is nutildah obligated to be your personal enforcer?