Quote from: nefanon on September 27, 2011, 06:10:29 PM

Is this offer still open? If not please close this thread

Nah, don't close, never! It's a nice thread that deserves to be kept alive.

So, here's my contribution:

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40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold
-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey kegs.
-250 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh?
-1500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the European Championships

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