You'll notice that I tried to adapt it to your style as much as possible, which is the kind of quality you can only expect out of such a premium service such as mine.  Notice the comic sans?  I thought it was a nice fit.  Since that took me 7 hours to make and upload, you now owe me 3BTC.  If you doubt the time I spent on it I will upload a picture of the post it note where I wrote down all the times.  That will probably take me another 3 hours, though, since I'll need to upload it in small parts, so at that point you'd owe me another 2BTC, which I calculate as a 10% markup.