I am a simple man with absolutely no need for "Lambos",cannot afford the years taken off my life due to any drug habits, and don't want hookers.
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I suppose that sounds boring.
No worries. Do you know what most companies do these days for their carbon footprint? offset it. So they pay for some forest or something.
You can go Lambo Drugs Hookers neutral, by off setting it to me. Then you can know hookers and lambo makers can feed their families
It's a plan. I officially transfer my vice credits to your account.
You can use bitcoin for the Lambo, but I would use Monero for the hookers and blow. Just sayin...