@TheVladCostea
Decided to research Bitcoin pr0n and found this gem:
Couple tries to buy BTC from ATM, stranger approaches them to inform that fees are too high;
Stranger takes them to their office to sell them BTC in person.
Boyfriend doesn't have enough money, so he trades GF for 1 BTC.
(...)
Not sure why he's looking so worried though. The guy just made the best investment deal in his life. Buy low. Cut expenses. Etc.

The problem with pr0n is, and always has been, its low quality script writers. Real shame.