Quote from: Cryptotourist on Today at 05:47:56 AM

Quote from: nullius on September 13, 2020, 07:48:10 PM

...fade to black; for I am not inclined to write actual porn in WO unless somebody pays me good BTC for that.

I'm already doing that for free, helloooo..

I suppose that that is the difference between a slut and a whore. ;-)

Quote from: Cryptotourist on Today at 05:47:56 AM

Now just need to get down n dirty. Wink

Thanks; but having already been the subject of the forums most notorious sex scandal, I think Ill hodl my reserve. Call me a bit coy. Ciphersex is still in my post history.

Quote from: friends1980 on September 12, 2020, 12:46:22 PM

Quote from: LFC_Bitcoin on September 12, 2020, 12:30:56 PM

@TheVladCostea

Decided to research Bitcoin pr0n and found this gem:

Couple tries to buy BTC from ATM, stranger approaches them to inform that fees are too high;
Stranger takes them to their office to sell them BTC in person.
Boyfriend doesn't have enough money, so he trades GF for 1 BTC.

(...)

Not sure why he's looking so worried though.

Its a bitcuck porn plot. He is not in control. He is not an active decision-maker who chose to have a whore for a girlfriend (or whore her out) because he enjoys thatas some do; but that would be a quite different porn plot. Rather, he is a poor plebe who cant afford to buy 1 BTC; accordingly, his attempted Bitcoin purchase spun wildly out of his control. He is powerless.

His girlfriend has power: She has the power to extract 1 BTC from a man with her feminine wiles. Hey, can you make 1 BTC within minutes?

The man fucking her has power: He has the Bitcoin, and she will do anything for that! Here, it is literally fuck-you money.

Bitcoin itself has power: King Daddy does not give a fuck what the cuckold boyfriend wants. As a divine fiat, Bitcoin has decreed that his girlfriend is going to get fucked by a total stranger right in front of him. And thats that.

The worried-looking man just got cucked by Bitcoin.

Analysis based on LFCs description. Could be mistaken, though the worried shot seems to be a dead giveaway. I did not (yet?) watch the porn.

Quote from: xhomerx10 on Today at 11:34:00 AM

Quote from: nullius on Today at 05:37:16 AM

Quote from: Searing on September 13, 2020, 11:58:56 PM

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Dear Nullius,

Our beautiful young daughter says she's in love with a man 3 times her age. When we question her about it, she keeps telling us she just loves a man who HoDLs; we don't even know that that means!!
Please tell us, what we should do!

sincerely,
worried in WO.

Dear Mr Worried:

It seems that you disapprove of this relationship. The reasons are of null consequence to me; that is your family business. Regardless, if you live in a sane jurisdiction, then you have a paternal right to sue the man in court, for to stop him from marrying your daughter.

Whats this? All those old laws were repealed due to feminism, and a ~~womans~~ naïve, lovestruck young females unlimited, inalienable right to make drastic, life-altering decisions without patriarchal oppression? Oh, dear me: I forgot to turn over my calendar. What century is this...

Whats that? He does not want to marry her, but is only in it for a pump-and-dump scam? Well, I guess that ~~you are~~ your daughter is screwed.

The good news is that it seems she has a keen instinct for money. If she can learn to keep her emotions out of it, she may have a fine career ahead of her.

It is a venerable profession, the oldest profession; and like any other business, it must be approached as a business: The girls who have long-term success are those who know such business basics as pricing, market segmentation, advertising, accounting, budgeting such that revenue exceeds expenses, planning a capital reserve to cover short-term downturns in client demand, etc., etc. Of course, the best product commands the highest prices; thus, taking into account her natural assets, your daughter can maximize her earnings potential by optimizing her skillset.

Teach her the rudiments of business administration, as are applicable to any businessand admonish her to keep her concepts straight. By saying that she just loves a man who HoDLs, she means that she loves a man who has money. This can be optimized if she admits that she loves money, period.

To avoid confusion, I should clarify that money is an archaic term for what most of us simply call Bitcoin.

NSA surveillance photo of you, Mr Worried:

Quote from: friends1980 on September 12, 2020, 12:46:22 PM

Indeed, it may be unfortunate if you wanted grandchildren, and a continuing familial legacy. But that would be the only rational reason to object to your daughters newfound profession. She will make money, which is really importantright? She will make more money than she would as a secretary or a kindergarten teacher, or a Human Resources meatbotlet alone if (gasp!) she were to become a housewife. Whereas for high-income jobs, just think of the shame that you would suffer if your daughter were to become a lawyer, a politician, or an investment banker!

As a practical matter, may I suggest that you plan a liquidation phase for your investments, and make sure that you spend it all on hookers before you die. After all, markets are subject to the law of supply and demand; and as you can see, supply is up. If market demand does not increase commensurately, then prices will fall. You dont want for your daughter to be poor, do you? Do your part to keep the market bullish by keeping your daughters competition busy!

Cheers from the current year,

nullius