Decided to research Bitcoin pr0n and found this gem:
Couple tries to buy BTC from ATM, stranger approaches them to inform that fees are too high;
Stranger takes them to their office to sell them BTC in person.
Boyfriend doesn't have enough money, so he trades GF for 1 BTC.
As the inventor of a Bitcoin sexual fetish,(*) I must interject:
This story goes better when she is mesmerized by the sight of the UTXO, the immutable mark of the carnal transaction in which she laid herself down as a sacrificial offering to the god of Bitcoin. She feels that she herself is forever hashed into the blockchain; it arouses her anew, it enthralls her, and she becomes addicted to accumulating bitcoins through ciphersex...
Based on prior research, I observe that printable temporary tattoo paper is readily available, and suitable for QR codes. Entrance fee.
Gives new meaning to the word HODL.
(* Deep in my post history, partly veiled by smoke and mirrors. Not giving links, because Im a tease.)The problem with pr0n is, and always has been, its low quality script writers. Real shame.
I could helpfor a price. Though I think it works best in the written word, and best appeals to females. (Women are by far the biggest consumers of written erotica, which is just fine with me!)