Alas, I need 100k BTC to just get 'invited' to a party where there are enough 'rich guys' to even have such 'fantasy women' show up!..sure...
I still would not have a shot..but..hey, at least then someone looking like her might 'talk to me'.
Whereas now, if I was to approach to ask directions, w/o such a party invite, I'd get maced and arrested for 'stalking' or some such. (sheesh)
Are you serious!?
Alas, you are. Well, with that stunning personality, no wonder you cant even talk to a beautiful woman without having her mace you and call the cops.
The problem isnt her. And it isnt a lack of money or party invites.
Sheesh.
Contrary to much advice (most of which is worthless), people dont change. You are who you are. What you can do is to accept who you are, and set your expectations realistically. If you are the type of man who cannot get beautiful women (or from the sound of it, perhaps any women), then accepting this can help you to avoid disappointment, frustration, bitterness, resentment, blame games, and making a spectacle of your self-pity.
The soundest advice is so oft that which people dont want to hear.
Anyway, little steps BTC Hoard/HODL...little steps....soon! 
Well, thats the spirit! Bitcoin still loves you. Bitcoin loves everybody who wants to HODL it.
Dear Nullius,
Our beautiful young daughter says she's in love with a man 3 times her age. When we question her about it, she keeps telling us she just loves a man who HoDLs; we don't even know that that means!!
Please tell us, what we should do!
sincerely,
worried in WO.