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Quote from: Cryptotourist on September 23, 2020, 12:43:23 PM

Never mind the aliens, ... yet.

The most suprising event this year is not the assassination of the Iranian top general Qasem Soleimani, BLM, wildfires ore Covid-19 but the release of U.F.O footages from 2005/2015/2017 by the U.S goverment.

Aliens smell like farts. If they land they will stink the place out.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a29932234/what-would-aliens-smell-like/

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...Which led my son to one inescapable conclusion: If aliens exist, they probably smell like farts.

I dont know enough about farts, Mars, or aliens to refute him, so I reached out to somebody who does: Clara Sousa-Silva, a molecular astrophysics postdoctoral associate at MIT.

Your son is absolutely correct in his inference, she told me. Most of my work in astrobiology looks at anaerobic environments, which have a lot in common with the environments that produce farts. So, yes, aliens are reasonably likely to smell like farts.

Now I know what Ripley was smelling...

And if aliens small like farts imagine what their farts must smell like.

... humans.

(with hint of fishy cryptotourist/nullius spook)