^ Got yourself a vacant cruise ship (conveniently already registered in a tax haven)?
MS Satoshi
Oh yes, I bought a cruise ship
The Crypto Cruise Ship

Wow, are you serious? That's a bit bigger than a seastead. Is it this actual one that you are refitting to be bitcoin-oriented?
Sounds like an interesting venture, Elwar. Congrats! Any timeshare presentations we can attend to check it out for a few nights free?
Yep, that is a render of the actual ship we purchased (which we are not allowed to name) refitted with our logos.
245 meters long, 777 cabins.
Cabins starting at $25,000. The auction for the rooms starts November 5th.
https://ocean.builders/cruiseshipWe'll be accepting bitcoin at all businesses on the ship.