We'll be accepting bitcoin at all businesses on the ship.
Please do not forget the hookers, it's always been a huge part of
business.
The rest we can grow on board.
Oi. Most times trading the cow for magic beans does not work well.....
Can’t... resist...
– Boyfriend doesn't have enough money, so he trades GF for 1 BTC.
Clearly
sometimes, it works well. Reminds me of margin trading.
Can I borrow your girlfriend on margin to short her?
Mmmm, 100x leverage.Do I retain custody of the magic beans?
Only if I - physically - do the escrow.

... this is a better idea than sea-steading, or better version of it rather.
I might just argue against that. You can't travel in international waters for ever, and a Panama flag doesn't guarantee shit.