Are you volunteering yours?
Everyone knows the answer to that, too.

The troll OP must be aroused.
My prior post about his “secret fantasies” was “hah, hah—only serious.” I’m about 90% sure that he is a closet case.
It’s a tell, when somebody is
obsessed with sexual insults in a
completely irrelevant context. Now, why is CH/TOAA/KaneVWE/whatever so fixated on accusing people of arse-licking, felching, etc.?
His psychological profile: All day, he is fighting the urge to fantasize about arses. He is dying for a taste. But he can’t admit it to himself, so he accuses people of that
incessantly,
obsessively,
in contexts that have nothing whatsoever to do with sex and sexuality.
If he tossed off such insults but occasionally, it would be a different matter. But his pattern of insults shows a one-track mind: Analingus, felching, and sometimes even coprophagy.
I suggest therapy, so that he can come to terms with his paraphilias.
and I know I shouldn't respond to this nonsense, but
We now return to our regularly scheduled troll thread, but now featuring Foxpop presenting a tasty butt for CH’s delectation.