You're thinking of the Enquirer.
Holy shit. Yeah, you are right.
In that case, it could be true, and I would draw everyone's attention to this extract from the article:
the trail followed by Newsweek led to a 64-year-old Japanese-American man whose name really is Satoshi Nakamoto. He is someone with a penchant for collecting model trains and a career shrouded in secrecy, having done classified work for major corporations and the U.S. military.
Been saying it for months. Bitcoin aint against The Man, it came from The Man.
Heh - I've just been saying in the wall thread that there's enough in that article to fuel the fires for conspiracy theorists.