If I was a really snarky cunt
0. This thread is about me being a cunt. Not about you. Your post is an off-topic attempt to derail the thread!
1. Please be advised that I have been retained to
summarily FIRED! from Sarcasm’s signature campaign,
your End User Licence to Snark was terminated pursuant to §31.37 of the terms thereof. Your attempts to abuse Sarcasm are in violation of Sarcasm’s Intellectual Property Rights.
^^^ Image is of suchmoon’s signature, at the time that the quoted post was made.
2. Stop derailing the topic title. I am much more than “a wee bit” of a cunt, figuratively speaking. You added no qualifiers when you started the thread—don’t chicken out now, pussy!
Official guide to the application of vulgar idioms:
- nullius = cunt (extremely evil!)
- suchmoon = pussy (coward—but assuredly 🐁 not a cat!)