I said stop speculating, dammit! 
I can assure you that nobody involved was too drunk to consent, and I certainly didn't get Lauda pregnant or vice versa. It's not even biologically possible! Probably. Hopefully...
I sincerely regret that the discussion in the thread I created has grown into a discussion of your reduced social responsibility as a girl. Anyway, you don't need to worry too much, just know that others will not be able to brag to their grandchildren with such crazy stories. I can assure you that nobody involved was too drunk to consent, and I certainly didn't get Lauda pregnant or vice versa. It's not even biologically possible! Probably. Hopefully...