You were doing great until ...
As this forum’s best philological pedant and most superlatively evillest curmudgeon, I shall judge your intellect—not vice versa.
thinkening.
These mock comedy words are just tragic.
Alas, you forgot to mention my incorrect and inconsistent capitalization, my stylistically grotesque abuse of exclamation marks, the ungrammatical phrase “number go down!”, my gauche use of an emoji in the topic title, my misspeling of the word “dump”, and too many other literary sins to list. (More shameful to me is my past bad habit of splitting infinitives—cringe.)
You are evidently unfamiliar with my post history. —And with humour. Anyway, if I wish to affect the tone of a typical Internet p0ast, I am divinely entitled to take whatever licence pleases me.
Quote from: nullius (Secret Arcana of the Unpublished Nullian Drafts)
An I be wont to wax sesquipedalian, I’ll retreat to the phrontistery for to desiderate lost epochs of literacy.
You are right - I didn't mention them, but not because I forgot ... I think more because I am by now inured to the sorrowful standard of grammar (and indeed language generally) as exhibited on Bitcointalk! However, I must draw attention to your use of "licence" instead of "license" ...
Notwithstanding the foregoing, you definitely deserve a merit for use of the word sesquipedalian perhaps my favourite of all words ... I can and shall forgive much for that!