Second year paid

and second foxhole re-opened

At the very least, consider wearing your name tag on an article of clothing you don't intend to immediately discard (I realise that for most people, this won't leave many options, but this is why dog collars are so practical).

After all, unless someone uses your time machine to get the exact details again, I can always just quote Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".