Or for mortals:
Oooh, hoity toity! Look at you running around as root.
Best case scenario I can come up with: jail. And that's the best case, I don't have much hope for other scenarios.
Maybe we'll see some of those genesis coins shuffling around once/if Ross Ulbricht gets released.
Before you all get your panties in a wad; I'm just kidding. I don't believe DRP is Satoshi.