Bitcoin down 25% last week and this place is discussing meat.
Yawn. It will be back up. Hey, didn’t I say that Bitcoin is boring (and that’s a good thing).
But, you are wwwwwwwwrrrrrroooooonnnnnngggggg!!!!!!
Bitcoin no be boring, even if uie-pooie are inclined to want to ascribe such "boring" descriptiveness to it.
Learn how to get ur lil selfie ccccccciiiiiitttttteeee, otherwise you are going to require a snap-out-of-it batman slappening, whether be by dis here wee widdle avatar or some other avatar that is more inclined towards physical (imagination) communications in regards to your inept and inapt descriptors directed at king daddy. #nohomo
I reiterate, Bitcoin is boring. A snoozefest! I sleep quietly at night, with my life savings in Bitcoin. So sleepy, it is.
If it makes you feel any better, gold is even more boring than Bitcoin.
If you want excitement, there are altcoins that recently gained 100x and then flash-crashed. Wheeee! Which ones will recover, and which ones will just slowly slide away into irrelevance? (If it makes you feel any better, you can enjoy similar excitement at a Bitcoin casino.)
Now, was there supposed to be some kind of a Bitcoin crash? Zzzz. See? I am not the only one:
No. After reading that, I do not feel any better.
Well, too bad. I want for my money to be boring. If I wanted more excitement, then I would go to Ethland where the “move fast and break things” dev culture sometimes results in a chainsplit, a major outage of a centralized API provider, and Binance halting withdrawals. NOT BORING! With Ethereum, you are kept on the edge of your chair wondering if your money even still exists. Bitcoin lacks this feature: BORING.