1. How did you find yourself on the forum?

I didn't find myself on the forum. I found myself while deep in transcendental meditation on the nature of human stupidity, high up in the Tibetan mountains. The forum - I simply registered when it was time to find out more about Bitcoin. Which was immediately once I read the white paper.

2. In one word, sum up your personality.

Goddess

3. What is the underlying message of your personal text?

It is one of the basic tenets of Discordianism. The basic insight that the more you hold on to control and order, the more disorder you create. Like clutching a stream of water or trying to hold your breath. The disorder is a result of our insistence to impose man-made mental maps onto the chaotic nature of reality. The main offenders are of course all governments - but it's broader than that. ALL institutions do this, including the corporations so uncritically beloved by many of our resident "libertarian" posters. Adorable. Another notable group of offenders are the conspiracy theorist who have come to believe their own Belief Systems (BS) a bit too much.

4. Aside from personal text, what other methods do you use to motivate people on this forum?

None. The people on this forum could use a bit less motivations. You show me a lazy junkie and I'll show you someone not causing any obstructions in the natural flow of things.

5. Do you think you'll still be a member of the forum in the next five years? (If not, what are the reasons?)

Yes

6. On the forum, who inspires you the most and why?

Proudhon. His utter dedication to the art of the long troll is admirable. Sometimes I even start believing he really turned into a bear and is doing an elaborate double bluff. But then I remember that discordians are forbidden from believing what they read and/or think. So I stop believing it and just enjoy his show!

7. What are three of your favorite bitcointalk topics?

Wall Observer...and that's it. I don't go anywhere else. Why bother?

8. Some experts predict that the price of bitcoin will reach $100,000 before the next halving. What are your thoughts on this, and do you believe this will happen before the next halving?

9. One message to theymos

Enjoy the fnords while you can still see them!

10. One piece of advice to the OP?
Enjoy the little things and don't forget to shave your balls!