Bleed ALOT!!!
yah, don't do that
We needed a diversion!
Well played, Sir... Well played.
Hah, this just reminded me of the time I lit my beard on fire at the bar and distracted my Buddy and his chick from the blowout they were working up too.
Lol good times.

If those are good times, then I am starting to wonder about my own brain-washenings?
Are you sure that you are not that same guy with the red hat in that earlier video/meme that put his forearm into the bear trap?
And this is why we don't share.