Actually nothing you have ever said has nor will ever change my posting habits. j/k
You do you, whether anyone can relate or not and whether or not anyone has any affect upon your thoughts and/or actions.
I understand that you were joking and even perhaps exaggerating, but if we really try to be somewhat introspective (if we have such abilities),
Nope, not exaggerating. I had a beard almost to my belly button and torched it up to about 2 inches from my jawline. Went up pretty quick and smelled horrible but it was fun and the whole bar had a great laugh so really that is all I care about in life.
Life is short enjoy every moment.