That was a mild joke that I like to make in most cases like in all doomsday scenarios where people are worried about "assets" whereas in a real scenario they would be running after shelter, food, water, etc.
If it was a “mild joke”, then excuse me for my lack of humor. I've just seen you again rejecting the asset & investment characterization when it comes to bitcoin. Yes, it's a currency, but it's also an investment and an asset. Just because someone uses it only for their investment portfolio doesn't exclude the other two. Same goes for a person who sees it exclusively as a currency.
Like, for example, how do we get an easier to use wallet so that newbies don't get so afraid to see all the signing transactions and broadcasting and choosing coins and inputs and fee to pay:)
There's no other way. They have to educate themselves.
A well decentralized Bitcoin would still continue to run even if the whole space is covered in debris [...]
No, you don't understand. Every electronic device won't work in such scenario, not just satellites.