Quote from: vapourminer on Today at 09:41:17 PM

Quote from: TwitchySeal on Today at 09:16:35 PM

But how else would the sheep know when their house is on fire. They're too lazy to use the smoke detector our lord and savior Jesus Christ blessed them with (their nose and eyes). Smoke detectors are the only option, if you're a sheep.

well except for those that die in their sleep from smoke inhalation

sleep is for sheep

Everyone knows that fires always end so what's the big deal. Just wait it out. Smoke detectors seem like some sort of millennial contraption for people who think they must know immediately if a fire starts even in the middle of the night, and wake the whole neighborhood.