while some points are valid it's not what makes a real so called shit coin.
look at doge as a prime example a meme that was a complete joke that became huge and is attractive and popular to people, a good introduction to people to enter mining etc. it has a huge supportive community on top of it, and it's cloned so what ? Next will you tell me what i should eat, wear, type of music i should listen too etc.
Didn't you mine "Magic Internet Money"?