Since it seems I am again among first drunkies present, let me say this:

Quote from: truth or dare on February 18, 2020, 06:15:22 PM

foxhole felchers

It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

All my thanks to our Queen and happy anniversary to all gang members! I am more than flattered to be part of this! Roll Eyes

Aaaand, since I announced I was working on a small surprise for this special event, let me present you...

[...drums...]

A small compendium of the gang

So let's start with some spoilers about the gang

What is this gang and why it exists:
- spoiler 1
- spoiler 2
- the sordid history between our queen and c******unter

- some more resources related to wolwoo's hallucinations, which was at the bottom of all things =)))

Some notable events in the history, involving some wannabees and gang members:

Quote from: Foxpup on September 17, 2019, 08:46:53 AM

Quote from: tranthidung on September 17, 2019, 06:12:16 AM

Which rules to apply and wear your avatar.

The rules are you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up about, so I'm afraid you don't quite qualify at this stage. Sorry.

Quote from: suchmoon on January 25, 2020, 08:33:18 PM

Quote from: JollyGood on January 25, 2020, 08:06:50 PM

What is the background to that story?

Lots of alcohol, possibly some other chemicals.

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on January 25, 2020, 08:37:30 PM

Quote from: suchmoon on January 25, 2020, 08:33:18 PM

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

Quote from: suchmoon on January 25, 2020, 09:07:28 PM

Quote from: examplens on January 25, 2020, 08:49:22 PM

I am very good in this discipline, any empty slot?

You also need to cycle at least 23198 merits and know your way around dark musty holes.

Quote from: suchmoon on January 25, 2020, 09:07:28 PM

dark musty holes.

Quote from: GazetaBitcoin on February 07, 2021, 04:19:47 PM

Practically, those performing the above occult ritual, may receive the honor to be entitled as

Quote from: truth or dare on February 18, 2020, 06:15:22 PM

foxhole felchers

If you reach this point, everything is possible. But becoming a true foxhole felcher is harder than reaching Everest

Now also a small mention to the foundation stone of the gang: 🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊. I understand, this new order may confuse even moar some reader

Now again about joining the gang, so many tried but were unsuccessful, although they tried for years

Historic attempts involved the following: giving the wife to our Supreme Leader, accepting the possibility of time traveling, drinking wine from plastic bottles, never trying to offer bribes in wine in plastic bottles, being obedient in front of our Supreme Leaders of the forum (yes, there are 2 of them and none is thermos, lol), having a very large wallet (it should be this large), never trying to guess Supreme Leader's gender (unless she chooses to expose it), not being afraid of NSFW, learning the rules (this is a part where I am not totally obeying, as it can be seen), understanding that a year may have even 97 weeks, makeing sacrifices, having statues of our Supreme Leader and praying daily to it (the prayer is mentioned below), being able to drink like a pro (being able also to drink engine oil), participating to ~~parties~~ anniversary orgies (plus [link 2] and [link 3]), knowing the members of Dalton Gang, understanding very complex concepts, choosing famiglia, over family, helping your brothers, knowing how to answer to Maestro, having more merits than theymos Oo (although it's not necessary, it is recommended), knowing about the existence of the coin with gang's name, never using the forum unless being drunk, knowing to ~~troll~~ properly address c******unter, not asking indecent questions, being able to pretend you are another member of the gang, appreciating our Leader's talent, not making the mistake of believing that our Leader may get pregnant after orgies, accepting a warm negative feedback welcome...

I believe the following admission rules still apply (although not even these ones grant the success):

Quote from: Foxpup on February 19, 2020, 03:04:53 AM

Quote from: crwth on February 19, 2020, 12:43:30 AM

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

Initiation by cop
Being jumped in or beat in
Sexed in
Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints. Grin

Quote from: Foxpup on April 03, 2019, 06:20:48 PM

Quote from: nutildah on March 31, 2019, 06:33:09 AM

What's the minimum Foxpup merit I need to have received to be part of the club?

It varies depending on whether you're a merit source, the number of (other) merit sources you've had anilingual relations with, and what vibrational level I had you set at during said relations. Ask cryptohunter for details. Tongue

Prayer:

Quote from: GazetaBitcoin on May 25, 2022, 08:55:07 PM

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives are yours.

Last, but not least, rest assured that proper booze is ready -- fillippone already emptied some Cheesy