silly you: maths and sciences prove that llamas=alpacas
well for certain values of maths and sciences anyway
Proof:
Assume that all alpacas are identical, spherical, and equal to llamas.
Assume that a unit llama equals ±whale.
Assume that a unit alpaca, peacefully grazing on a finite field, is equal to a member of the species Trollus Bitcoinforumus.
Assume that a unit llama is equal to the non-Euclidean projection of a bear on the Wall, but only when it is Observed in a fully quantum mechanical manner because this is supposed to have “maths and sciences”, not only “maths”, and anyway, in the interest of comedy, it is a project requirement to abuse jargon until \AlcoHoDL starts drinking.
Short Bitcoin at high leverage. Unless it’s really crashing badly: Then, go long on leverage.