This just in: price will be much lower tomorrow. Scientifically confirmed and guaranteed. That's all.

This means that Bitcoin will rocket off to $100k before I can even [...]
proudhon, wtf? I think you messed up your magic by trying to psych the market last month.
Ahem, let me try: “Within 24 hours, BTC will return to its natural price of $1. Confirmed by maths and science.”
* death_wish waits for price to rise.