Off topic (on topic is depressing) Pro tip for today...
When ordering at a fast food joint and the server has a name tag like Chianti, Janelle, Phelipi, or Erez, (or some such nonsense),
has permanent, illegible bumper stickers plastered all over both arms,
is sporting giant hula hoop earrings, and you are hard pressed to tell what biological parts they are packing.....
....check your order before leaving.
mega lols
I might be painting the kettle black here.
After all, back in the day, I pranced around on a stage in retarded looking trendy eighties fashion wear, chain dangle earing, eye liner make up,
and a jar of Dippity Do gel encrusted in my hair. (back when I had more hair on my dome than my ring piece).
Yeah... back then in my naïve youthfulness, I was fruitlessly looking for validation too...
No homo..