Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on April 03, 2014, 07:44:52 PM

Quote from: redled on April 03, 2014, 01:27:42 PM

Quote from: cinnamon_carter on April 02, 2014, 11:25:11 PM

By the time you get your unit, if you ever do..... it will mine about the same btc as you would with an toaster oven hooked up to the network.

Good idea,
I have a toaster you can buy. It's a 54th generation toaster, so I know very well how this thing works Wink

This is the hottest toaster in the world. Once sold for 500BTC, now on sale for just 200BTC

I also host your pre-toasted bread for just 5BTC per month.

Edit after 5 Month:
Ok, I got informed that this toaster doesn't have any network connection, therefor you get now a discount of 0.1mBTC

Shocked

If you're goin' to bring on the funny, at least add a pic (or two, or three, or...).

http://www.ralphkeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/toasters-museum-21.jpg

All your hosted toasters can be remotely overclocked (note the clock).
Security is not an issue at our hosting facility (note the cameras).
Anything hashed can immediately be obfuscated (note the not one, but two mixers).

Before some smart-ass inquires about cooling all them toasters...

http://blog.lightingcatalog.com/Portals/30822/images//museum_splash.jpg

At TMF (Toaster Mining Facility), we were the first to introduce internal cameras to view the innards of each and every Toaster Miner, making sure 24/7 that maximum hashing is achieved.

http://images.gizmag.com/inline/oldtimecomputer-11.jpg

Speaking of 24/7, a myriad backup generators stand at ready in case of the proverbial struck by lighting event.

http://www.vinsonfarm.net/photos/atkinson_engines.jpg

Unlike other hosting firms, TMF does not farm out its support center to some Third World Country, but is Red-manned right here in the US of A.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VvnBfw3YfvU/UAmdQklqOFI/AAAAAAAAHKk/0GL-WpszHgQ/s1600/Female+Indian+telephone+switchboard+operator+-+%2522Helen+of+Many+Glacier+Hotel%2522%252C+26+June+1925.jpg

Of course, TMF is not just a hosting facility for your precious miners. Far from it. We also build custom Toaster Miners, hence recently acquiring the state-of-the art overflow oven off eBay.

http://st.houzz.com/simgs/fbe167d70261b1c9_4-4220/mediterranean-grills.jpg

The next time you're in town, please stop by TMF, whereupon our well-trained flock would be happy to give you the grand tour.

http://wallpapersus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chicken-men-funny-subway.jpg

All things considered, I think your imaginary toaster will hash faster than BFL imaginary monarch. Heck you might get ROI for the kick and giggles where monarch never will!