You've made it abundantly clear that your ideal version of Bitcoin (which only exists in your imagination right now) wouldn't be compatible with the current consensus rules.  You ask for shit that would cause a fork and then you piss, whine and cry when people suggest you go ahead and create that fork.  What the hell do you want, you raving psycho? 

Follow the consensus rules or don't.  Just shut the fuck up whining that the consensus rules are not what you want if you aren't going to do something about it because you're a spineless and impotent little bitch.  You're pathetic.