As one of this Wall Observer's resident Monero degens I feel it is my duty as a fellow Bitcoin Maxi (I know...I thought that sentence up for Jay particularly as well as it being true) to remind you all:
There is no better time than the present to stage some sort of fantastic boating accident.
I mean... LOTTA ships sinking out there. Maybe one of them was holding all your corns?
Say no more?
(I kid...I kid FEDARALES! I have personally had no boating accidents, nor do I own any Bitcoin (and certainly not Monero)).
The unfortunate part of it is that while your property is impaired (say, stuck of a bankrupt exchange), you cannot take a loss (against your gains or $3000 loss against other income per year in US) until all legal proceedings are completed...or at least it is my current knowledge of that situation.