oh and by the way. even pre-confirm.. the bitcoin network wont relay payments that have no valid confirmed UTXO. .. unlike your silly network that would.
Can you expand this? Because as far as I can tell you do not actually understand how LN works. It does not USE UTXO's outside of the ones in the underlying channel transaction open and close. There are no UTXOs in lightning's accounting system.
And if your understanding of how lightning works, and how it relates to the base layer is this bad, then you really should not be making many arguments at all.