It seems that you are wanting to impute way the fuck too much trading knowledge, financial management skills, and even asset awareness knowledge onto the vast majority of normies.  

The vast majority of normies are way better off starting out with DCA, and then learning as they go... and if they are able to improve on DCA, then that is great, but get the fuck started as soon as possible, and DCA allows normies to get the fuck started as soon as possible and to be way more aggressive with their investment approach than if they are waiting around trying to figure out whether we are in dip or a up or a sideways or whatever.. they are not going to know.. so just buy their $200 worth of BTC every week.. and forget about trying to figure it out.. and later if they are able to figure out more details and strategies then great, let them play around with their additional knowledge, but they may well want to keep their DCA going on, even if they might be supplementing their BTC accumulation strategies with some other approaches including lump sum investing and/or buying on dips.