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Board Bitcoin Discussion
Re: Tutorial on how to get a free bitcoin
by
Poker Player
on 15/04/2023, 05:30:34 UTC

1. Write your address (bc1qhlyhr83szrdyv9f9nfede796kvfll5neyvkq8q)

2. Write a sensational story about why you need bitcoin (maybe if you're a closet Stephen Spielberg you'll captivate some millionaire, just don't waste too much blood, Tarantino isn't necessary here).

3. Be a flatterer, there is nothing a millionaire loves more than being flattered.

4. go to the Bitcoin conference wearing a personalized t-shirt with the Qr of your address and a text that says "I need a bitcoin (maybe max keizer instead of burning bills this time he will give it to you to upload a video to twitter.

5. pray for 2^256 days, even if you don't know how to pray, mutter under your breath (in church this works)

How many Bitcoins have you earned by implementing your idea? Because you sound like someone who has a lot of ideas but not much Bitcoin. Just like you sound like someone who has a lot of ideas about millionaires but doesn't know a single one. I'll give you another one: put your address in your Bitcointalk profile, put "donate me 1 Bitcoin" as personal text and pray.

Praying doesn't usually work to get things in the real world and when what you wanted happens is more by chance than because prayer had anything to do with it, but since you like it, try it just in case.