Quote from: The Sceptical Chymist on Today at 04:48:28 AM

Quote from: icopress on August 07, 2023, 03:13:17 AM

- Posts that do not carry a semantic load or posts whose content is less than 200 characters will not be paid.

I have such a voluminous semantic load ready to blow, it's got my hopping around my house as though at a rave, high on E, clutching my zipper and screaming "Baby, you got me!!!".

Now then. Should any of you think you possess writing skills as imaginative as mine and so luminous that the words you read appear to be lit from within by a million suns, you may attempt to come at me with your tiny daggers but you will be slain by mine own hand with a sword forged from the hardest metal and sharpest of all edges. I will write circles large and small around all of you, which I will then arrange into a symbol of shame for you to wear until you are finally placed face-down into your cheap plasterboard coffin and buried deep under the mountain of my genius. ***This is a JOKE.***

Any takers?

How's that for an application? When do I start? Should I bring my fuckin' tools?

Uuhmm, Chymist I'd bet my on my labia you tried the Chateau Mouton Rothschild or maybe the German Jägermeister with some Jamaican flavoured blunt.. (Gloves must have supplied enough of that to you) - Cus dude, you good with a flattened tacky like yours; you don't even prioritize popping 'em beer corks. Lmao... Now this is the first time you written in this form!!! Hahahaha..

Sandra 😂