According to the Bible, satoshi will indeed come back. It is called “the second coming of satoshi”

Yeah well we've been waiting over 2000 years for that first comeback so...

One thing you failed to mention, how did Judas earn more merit than others?

A lot of Romans were visiting the forum after Jesus left.

Nice edit, but not everything should be made into a joke.

I fundamentally disagree. Everything should be able to be made into a joke. So long as its funny.

It could be better, now the colors are all wrong. It should have been: +0 / =0 / -12.

Dammit Loyce, you coax merits out of me, I don't want to give them to you but I have to.