The funny part is that the girl from the bank asked a lot of stupid questions for approval of the loan, like "for what will you use the computer?". I said "For checking my email." This answer obviously didn't satisfy her and she went on and on, and I was giving the most ridiculous answers I could figure out.

Fuck those nanny state banker cocksuckers!
Should have said "I like my porn in high quality, whats your onlyfans page?".
*as a funny aside in the early 90's I upgraded a buddies computers GPU just for his porn collection.

Nah it's time these modern women are completely invalidated.
Lots of free porn readily available and with modern upscale tools even older content is looking magnificent.
Or switch to VR. The novelty does wear off, but it has to be far better than paying for watching a woman to undress, who in the real world would hate you anyway.
Even that useless rapper Iggy Azaela does that crap now because... well she is useless.
Or hire a professional. No shame. Women even encouraged that carry on.
I reckon a real life professional will respect you and your hard earned money FAR more.
Above all, let Only Fools die.
Hah, I've never paid for porn and never will but that bitch would take it as an insult so I would have said it.