Quote from: DieterNeustadt on Today at 05:46:19 PM

"I've got a 'H'uge desire to attend Harvard!"

Well, you better attend Harvard quickly. I heard that Harvard is shipping up the entire campus including all buildings to Gaza. I mean, Harvard in Gaza will still be Harvard, but I have a feeling that it just would not be the same. I also heard that Harvard is rerouting the Charles river so that instead of dumping water into the Atlantic, the river will go through a high speed tunnel under the Atlantic and through the Mediterranean Sea until it reaches Gaza. Then the Charles River will flow through Gaza and dump all that water into the Mediterranean Sea. The tunnel will be fast enough so that the fish do not notice that they are being rerouted over the Atlantic.

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.