What if I can open all of them at once? Would that not overwhelm the miners? They can't be watching all of them.
What if I just sweep all of them at the same time? What if I know how to generate all of them, the same way he did? Where I have all of them, all at once? What then? It's like being frozen and unable to walk from the casino to the parking lot just to get back to your car after everyone around you heard you won... How do you get back to your car safely?
I need help and I don't know where to find it...
It's been 3 days now and I still can't come up with a safe way to get back to the mother fucking car...
~K¹
(Does anyone live in Southeast Missouri? I will meet you, pay you, to get this over with. We all know how much is here, you can have 40%.)
I think you don't understand what the "problem" is here. What happens here is what the bitcoin protocol is expected to do. What is not expected is that someone can obtain a private key that "does not" belong to them, and that can only happen with the certainty of a certain proximity as occurs in the case of low bit puzzles.