Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily
I can't believe I have to explain this, but I don't think he's looking for a bride

TP's a bit slow to that. The junky is never going to get married again in here (atleast not for the second time since 22)
That was a joke. A stupid joke on my part (though I will admit to being slow every now and then); I guess humor and sarcasm lose a lot in the translation from my head to my keyboard to the community here.
A'ight, no more jokes from me in this deadly-serious thread! Henceforth I will just laugh and keep any humor that might wish to escape my pea brain under lock and key. That's my excuse for the day.