Is it safe to go outside?

Well, where I am the sun is shining, how about where you are?

It is the same, where are you?

I am in BFL Land, the great state of Kansas and is it not a good place to be?

How should I know?

If you came here for a couple of cool ones, you would know, wouldn't you?

Is it important to know?

Definition of important?

Isn't it the opposite of unimportant?

And the synonym of irerelevent?

I can't be sure, do you have the number of any scholars in this subject, that we could ask?