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A wonderful sight,
Aboard the rocket in flight,
Blinded by green light!
Destination, moon.
Crystal Ball says next year, June.
We'll all be there soon!
Bravo to you, Phil.
You may be over the hill,
But few have your skill!
#3happyrhyminghaikus
First: What is moon in June? Is this financial advice?
Yes, this is financial advice. Buy now. All-in.
BTW, 'June' rhymes with 'moon'.

Second: #asking for a friend: What skill does our dear precious Phil have? I have a few ideas, such as choosing (and propagandizing when) to invest in government bonds and/or other cash-related products? .. ok. o.k.. am I being too mean.. I would not want to presume too much in regards to the reference of "skill".
Just think about it. Phil is a marine veteran of 65+ y.o., all his kids have passed away and he holds strong, still has fun with the wife, he is a coiner (OK, DOGE too, but...), (used to be) a miner, and his Buddy-breaking skills are unmatched. That combination takes some skill, doesn't it? You've got to give him that.
BTW, 'Phil' rhymes with 'skill'.

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**Am I being a party poop? #asking for a friend.
No. You're just being you. Just how we like it.

Each of us, unique.
No rules, yet perfect order,
Is our special skill.
#replyku