That seems pretty clear, and although I agree it was done (probably) for purposes of humor, it's not exactly funny.  One thing this forum seriously lacks is personalities who can do genuine humor through writing.  Anyway.

As far as that thread attracting merit farmers and similar members with similar motives, show me a thread in a section like Bitcoin Discussion or any of the altcoin sections that doesn't act as a magnet for those idiots.  That's why whenever I've created a self-moderated thread, I rarely get shitposters in it.  Presumably people know I'll nuke their moronic nonsense without hesitation. 

OP, you mentioned doing 100 pushups a day is nonsense for anyone who knows anything about physical education....I'm curious as to why you wrote that.  I'm no expert in that field, but I'd think it'd be great for increasing arm strength if not the price of bitcoin, no?  I am truly wondering about that (not that I'd be able to even get close to 100 pushups in this lifetime).