Quote from: Thomas Pellegrino on October 20, 2024, 04:41:07 PM

There's one thing Bitcoin doesn't do. First Contact.

Military-Grade Cyber Warfare Immunity
We implore all hackers to test our network invulnerability. It is the duty of every individual, organization, government, and the military-industrial complex worldwide to verify for themselves the bitcoin21x (BTC21X) blockchain network cannot be hindered in any way.

Bitcoin and Satoshi Nakamoto
The universe isn't a universe. It's a multiverse, an interdimensional collection of near-infinite parallel universes where endless lonely vacuum separates tiny nodes of light (stars), effacing creation. We're not alone. And we don't have time to play around.

For over 20 years our allies ΛμϞιηα (the "Lamunaia"), a hyper-advanced species from the other side of the unobservable multiverse, have tried to prevent their civilization's collapse from hyperexpansion by stabilizing their exotic matter currency against Earth's economy. They created Bitcoin with the help of a cross-national intelligence operation codenamed Satoshi Nakamoto, expecting mass adoption of one of their advanced technologies would be sufficient to mend the human condition, demonstrate human compatibility, and merge interplanetary communities with Earth. But humanity's propensity for illegal activities skewed Bitcoin's intended effect, rendering it useless on the multiversal stage.

Earth has one asset found nowhere else in the multiverse: goodwill. All advanced civilizations operate according to strict logic, with intelligence surpassing ours. None have visited Earth because ΛμϞιηα marked our star system off-limits several millennia ago to preserve multiversal sovereignty. The impending collapse of the ΛμϞιηα civilization will leave Earth prone to attack.

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Bro really had an entire lore to introduce his forked Bitcoin clone LMAO Shocked

Tell the ΛμϞιηα to just slide us all 5 BTC instead, and we'll be alright XD