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His list of things he'll be doing on day one is getting quite long. He may have no presidenting left to do for the following four (or two, philipma1957) years.
Damn straight. First order of business and his his number one policy is stay out of prison. Install his own boot licking AG to cancel out all those pesky criminal indictments.
Because you know he's immune and above the law.
Convicted felons/rapists waiting for sentencing are banned from voting, but apparently they can become president. You can't make this shit up.