Oh boy, finally a decent discount of 100k Bitcoin. First order is locked in. Cmoon shaky hands, gimme 88k!
Patiently waiting! Buying with the what I can't afford to lose

That's a Dumb decision. Never invest what you can't afford to loss. First law of surviving the financial market.
You don't get the joke

Well bought some at 94620 and 95200.
My wife is pregnant and I wanna be pregnant with bitcoin maybe in 9 months I will deliver bitcoin

my is pregnant with twins - therefore it is time to buy twice?
friend of mine just had a daughter. He prepared a gift for her 18th birthday. A timecapsule from this year - including 0.1 BTC
Fair enough!
I think I should get 0.1
BTC as push present to my wife maybe

It's funny that you mentioned it...i gave my wife and son 0.1 btc wallets in 2014 just for fun (it was like $20-50 or so back then).
I wish that I put a full bitcoin there, but they would probably spend it during some surges or plunges.
Interestingly, both of them held on, did not sell and did not ask me for help selling...I am kind of surprised.
The Joke:
My dad is a hodler, I'm also a hodler - son
My husband is a hodler, I'm also a hodler - wife.